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*the doorman and I*

Why-why-why???
~This always happens to me...
the hotel doorman always gives me
the strangest-look each time I check-in
(remember my Tokyo trip...the same!)
yesss, the "errr???" look!
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" ERRR???
huh?! more luggagesss in the back seat...???"
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" urrrggghhh...what's inside???
weighs like a freakin' grand piano!!!"
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" errr...whatttt???
MORE! in the front seat??? "
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" ouch...I think I just broke my back!!!"
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" ehem-ehem... excuse me nice doorman,
where can I buy your belt...?
It's fabulousss....
does it come in any other colorsss...??? "
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" Dang* must use an industrial farm tractor
to carry those luggagesss...
please-please-pleassssse...hope & pray
I would be OFF on the day she checks-out!!!
oooh...I think I cracked my ribs in 3 places!
ouch-ouch-ouch..." {boink-boink-boink*)
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~told ya'...still learning how to pack light
for my travel!
errr...must try harder?!
~xoxo*
via Singapore
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-Photo ©LENORENEVERMORE
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25 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 11, 2009

    HAHAHA. It's a good thing we don't travel together. The packing would be insane. Hmmmm . . . maybe we should give it a try?

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  2. AmySeptember 11, 2009

    bahaha! you go girl!
    and remember...that's what they are there for for...to carry ALL of your wares!

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 11, 2009

    LOL! Lenore you are too funny! I pack the same way ;D

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 11, 2009

    hahaha way to let your true colors shine :)

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  5. Simply ColetteSeptember 11, 2009

    Too funny! You're right... great belt. Love the whole get up actually. :)

    xoxo

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  6. MagdalenaSeptember 11, 2009

    Lenore you are a riot!!! I pack so much when I travel even my kids complain about it. I need to be prepared and as fabulous as possible at all times!! I love his belt too...its raining and damp here, wish I were there.
    enjoy

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  7. www.janetteria.comSeptember 11, 2009

    LOL! What a funny post. Lenore is the best. That's sure! :-)

    XoXo

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  8. Marsi @ The Cottage CheeseSeptember 11, 2009

    Tee-hee! These pics are so cute! It's hard to pack light. Especially the shoes. I like to have a shoe for any occasion that could possibly arise, so I've been known to take 8 pairs for a 48 hour trip. I'm getting better at packing lighter though.

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  9. ElaSeptember 11, 2009

    Oh honey, I wonder if they'll post your pic at the front desk with a warning sign :) Don't worry, I'm sure he appreciates the work out, how much can clothes and shoes weigh anyway? A LOT I know, hahaha. I think his belt is also supportive for his back :)
    xx

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  10. Laura TreveySeptember 11, 2009

    Have a Beautiful weekend !!!

    xo Laura

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  11. McValSeptember 11, 2009

    Man oh man! Did you have to pay extra for the flight because of the luggage?
    That poor man really needs a cart!
    My husband used to pride himself that he could carry ALL the luggage at one time. He had a bag strapped around his forhead, another on his shoulder, one under his arm, one on his hand for both sides. Then as the kids started packing bricks (apparently) and could carry them themselves, he makes them carry it all now.

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  12. bananas.September 11, 2009

    ahh hahahaha!!! that is too funny. what, packing 4 bags of clothes and 1 bag for shoes is not normal?

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  13. Kitty StampedeSeptember 11, 2009

    hahaha...i'm like the opposite,i don't pack much so I can shop, shop, SHOP.

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  14. Formerly known as FrauSeptember 11, 2009

    Okay how many pairs of shoes did you bring?? Poor guy!

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  15. josie(bean)September 11, 2009

    haha hilarious description of your doorman. and hey good tips means good service in bringing up your bags, so i hope next time he can learn to do his job with a smile :)

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  16. sofiasophieSeptember 11, 2009

    very funny post....

    For your leave, if you do shopping, isn't going to be worst/heavier ?

    Anyway, very weird outfit.... looks like an anglishman on safari in Kenya...

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  17. Couture CarrieSeptember 11, 2009

    Packing light is highly overrated!

    xoxox,
    CC

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  18. KaySeptember 11, 2009

    I prefer to arrive with empty bags to fill on my trip! What else are you supposed to do well away? shop and eat. cheers!

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  19. www.janetteria.comSeptember 11, 2009

    P.S. I have a little award for you! ;-)

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  20. Jeannette MariaeSeptember 11, 2009

    Oh, Lenore... you are so funny ;-)

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  21. JanSeptember 11, 2009

    I take it you didn't forget anything.
    :)

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  22. AlineSeptember 11, 2009

    lol!!!

    at least he had that belt to protect his back!

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  23. debra@dustjacketSeptember 11, 2009

    Your too funny missy! It's so hard to know what to leave out of packing, chances are it's just the thing you will want.
    xoxo

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  24. UnknownSeptember 12, 2009

    you make me laugh. this happened to me on our trip to italy last spring. the poor man looked at my husband and then looked at me. my husband rolled his eyes and they had this moment of solidarity that not even a language barrier could stop. "women" he said. and my husband just made a face like "you're telling me." whatever...they wouldn't want us any other way ;)

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  25. MekkanSeptember 13, 2009

    Some day I hope you will post a blog titled "the King and I". Forget about luggages!

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