Let me tell you something,
I was bored to death at the convention
which I had to attend this week!
~Extremely Borrrrriiiing......
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So I slowly & carefully sneaked out early
...and went(escaped!) to a much happier place!
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Yup~ here!
~early Happy Hours darlings...
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" CHEERsss..." [and~wink!]
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...while still a little tipsy, I went to Soho for some retail therapy!
(just hope me-boss doesn't read this...errr-errr???)
You know what they say about New York being a shopping paradise...
Well, I saw the most beautiful neck statement piece!
~take a look:
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"oooh...Hellooo there!"
Aren't these chunky Amber baubles gorgeousss?
I made silly remarks to the snobby salesperson,
"Wow...it's very 'Jurassic Park' -the movie !!!"
Suddenly she gave me the dirtiest look!
(woops~ I simply can't be classy sometimes...)
Let's blame it on the cocktails I had earlier, shall we?! ~whahhh*
Anywayyy...
Once again, my sincere apology for posting more photos of
Joan Collins a.k.a Alexis! I know I know...
most of you may not be her biggest fans
~But...look,
That famous 'BITCH' made me do it!!!
[she is dangerous like that!]
~XOXO*
still via NYC
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-Photo: Joan Collins as Dynasty's Alexis Carrington via HERE & the rest by me
You are so funny L! I really do hope your boss doesn't read your blog..hehehe :)
ReplyDeleteFunny as usual! Glad that you have time to post. Should I feel sorry for a boring meeting or just thankful for it? Have a great Friday!
ReplyDeletelol, u are funny & fabulous! Alexis wld be proud :)
ReplyDeleteHilarious! That is one HUMONGOUS necklace!
ReplyDeleteBeautiful baubles and a well enjoyed laugh, but I've come to expect that from you!
ReplyDeleteI think that was a great comment on the amber! The sales woman had no sense of humor!
ReplyDeleteGotsta love it!
ReplyDeleteeven though you wear too much makeup and carry a gun ... you are a funny funny girl.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Love the comment to the jeweler... oops.
ReplyDeleteAnd I love Alexis!
you're freaking funny! "the famous bitch made me do it"...aahhhh hahahahaha!!!
ReplyDeletei'm so now using that excuse :)
That's a lot of amber for one necklace - a bit too much IMO Lenore.
ReplyDeleteSalesperson obviously had a sense of humour bypass.
With a rifle pointed at me I'm likely to do most anything.
ReplyDeleteYour humor is refreshing as usual.
But the necklace really is a Jurassic Parky one!!!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, anytime I see Amber I always think of dinosaurs and how they'll come back to life. Anyone would, duh sales lady.
ReplyDeleteSaving Capulet &
ReplyDeleteDancing Branflake,
I know...
Steven Spielberg would certainly agree too!
~Thank you everyone!
xo*
LOL snobby salespeople are the most fun people to mess with on the planet.
ReplyDeleteI love it.
I may or may not have had a similar sneaking out experience at conference this week!
ReplyDeleteGreat post.
Hehehe! Love those baubles! Sounds like fun sneaking off like that - I aprove!! XO's
ReplyDeleteHey I've been loving our Alexis week, fabulous darling.
ReplyDeleteOh I could so meet up at that "happy hour" pictured ... yes please :)
That necklace is Jurassic park, my gosh it's HUGE!
xxxx
So funny, love it:)
ReplyDeleteLOL! the amber comment was right on!
ReplyDeletePerfect Alexis pictures for this post too!
;)
I am enjoying the Alexis series, personally. And who doesn't like Jurassic Park?
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend dearest x
ReplyDeleteThank you~
ReplyDeleteI'm ready to pack &
Home sweet home here I come!
xo*
I think I would like you...a.k.a. Alexis to join me for cocktails and shopping. Pretty sure we'd have a blast!
ReplyDeletehahahahaha....what an awesome muse and awesome post...pure hilarity!!!
ReplyDeletegreat photos of miss joan.
and nice on you skipping out on the yawnfest...sound FUN!!
LOL!!! HAHAH!! sorry is was so boring!!! fab post come out because of it though hahhaha ;)
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