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Monkey Talks

" still can't decide...corset or liposuction?? "
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" helloo...just you wait, we'll be 
as famous as the Olsen twins! "
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" first time in this massage parlor dear?
there's an extra charge for 'happy-ending'...
no money no honey! 
I accept credit cards or peanuts too. "
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" lalalalala...i did not hear that! lalalala... "
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" excuse me...I'm not small, I'm petite~ "
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" guys, can we just stop somewhere and get a 
a cup of coffee...and a helmet!! "
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" precisely, to be or not to be..."
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" 2 B yeah 2B 2B yeah-yeah-yeah...errr??? "
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" woooh...air bubble-bubble-bubbles...
errr...did someone have beans for lunch today? "
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" I can always recommend you my dentist if you like! "
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" madam, now I can see your huge pores on your nose...
really I can! Are those what they call blackheads? ~ewww! "
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" W W W dot PETA dot C O... 
errr...where the heck is the M ? "

You know monkeys can talk, right?
Well, at least in my strange mind they do...
p.s: Thanks for all your comments/replies, there're 
a couple of you born in the same (Chinese) year of the monkey.
I guess we belong in the same clan!
~XOXO*

21 comments:

  1. We recently decided that Clint Eastwood is looking rather Snow Monkey-like these days.

    Lee-Lee, go to YouTube and search for "Pete the monkey washing dishes". Be amazed!

    (Love the Bonobo, by the way.)

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  2. LOL! That to be or not to be one appears SO intelligent!
    Thought of you this last weekend when my daughters speech group did Poe. I recorded and will have to put it on my blog some time soon for you. It was really well done!

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  3. You don't have a strange mind LNM.
    Maybe I do.
    Pic 9 - Jimmy Durante?
    Pic 12 - Iris Apfel?
    No offence meant.
    Great Pics!
    xxx

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  4. Hilarious!!! thanks for the laugh today:)

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  5. So funny!
    Your comments are great!

    ♥ Franka

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  6. HILARIOUS! Oh, Lenore. You manage to crack me up in the weirdest way possible.

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  7. Kat,
    shall look it up!

    McVal,
    that's so sweet of you,
    hope to watch it soon!

    Jan,
    Iris Apfel glasses? hah~so true!!!

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  8. Adorable and hysterical post, darling!

    xoxox,
    CC

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  9. There is lots of monkeying around going on here today...I'm loving it because of your state of mind!!

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  10. what an adorable post. in my sick/cold/flu state, i get a smile out of this. thanks.

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  11. no money-no honey!
    I'm going to use that line LOL!

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  12. Too funny!! I may not be a monkey person, Ha!

    xoxo
    Karena

    Art by Karena

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  13. Oh my goodness....is it wrong that I now want a monkey that can wrap around my finger? Don't answer that. :)

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  14. That was fun. Very cute.

    ♥ sécia
    www.petiteinsanities.blogspot.com

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  15. super funny... thanks for the laugh!!

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  16. Une publication qui a apporté un large sourire sur ma face ce matin... Merci.
    Gros bisous

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  17. I adore monkeys! You can't NOT smile when you see them :D

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  18. Pratik ShahMay 02, 2012

    LOL that comments added to it was funny :P It really was worth my time :D Thanks for this they're cute.

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  19. Excellent collection of funny monkey, really liked it, http://animalzfun.blogspot.com/

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