" still can't decide...corset or liposuction?? "
" helloo...just you wait, we'll be
as famous as the Olsen twins! "
" first time in this massage parlor dear?
there's an extra charge for 'happy-ending'...
no money no honey!
I accept credit cards or peanuts too. "
" lalalalala...i did not hear that! lalalala... "
" excuse me...I'm not small, I'm petite~ "
" guys, can we just stop somewhere and get a
a cup of coffee...and a helmet!! "
" precisely, to be or not to be..."
" 2 B yeah 2B 2B yeah-yeah-yeah...errr??? "
" woooh...air bubble-bubble-bubbles...
errr...did someone have beans for lunch today? "
" I can always recommend you my dentist if you like! "
" madam, now I can see your huge pores on your nose...
really I can! Are those what they call blackheads? ~ewww! "
" W W W dot PETA dot C O...
errr...where the heck is the M ? "
You know monkeys can talk, right?
Well, at least in my
strange mind they do...
p.s: Thanks for all your comments/replies, there're
a couple of you born in the same (Chinese) year of the monkey.
I guess we belong in the same clan!