20090421

RiSKy***

Okay... the good news is that I haven't bought this Tshirt...NOT YET!
(hey, my 'pathetic level' is still pretty low at this present moment!) Another good thing is that I guess I'm not the only 'psycho' err...I mean person on the face of this planet who has a little something-something towards their dentists...There are hundreds of merchandise dedicated to their dentists.
But my Mr 'Cute Dentist' is different...I'm not one of those creepy people! ~Hmmm...wonder if it comes in pajamas too???
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hmmm...risky-risky ...errr
What do you think ???


" Yoohoooooo... Love!!! I'm here! I'm here darling...
come my way... I've been waiting for too looong......
I can cook too! "


" Don't you worry my daddy would definitely approve...
you have no criminal record, plus you have
a full-time job for goodness sake......"


" Let's ride to the sunset together...Yes, that's right,
towards the west Darling... I heard there is a great shoe SALE !!!
Don't you worry, I brought the maps...so you don't have to ask for direction..."

~Ahhh...MEN* !!!

Adore vintage photography...especially those zany ones!
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Pics : T-shirt.Cafepress.Com & Vintage photography unknown found Via Pixdaus.Com

20090420

CHEERs*

" WOO-HOOO !!! "
I can be quite annoying...it's Monday(...again!)
...and I'm CHEERful as can be...

A quick recap on my last week 'Cute-Dentist-blush-blush*-Dr ClooneyISH'
date...errr I mean appointment... Believe me, I was really excited (butterflies flying high & low in my stomach...I mean whereas can they fly to right?! Brazil???) Quite pathetic really... I even made an extra effort to dress up and looking really cute for him... Hah! even brushed my teeth TWICE!!! before I left home...(right!!!...blush-blush*& then BRUSHED!!!...like the story so far???)
I took the advice from the gorgeous Carrie of CotureCarrie and apply LIP-Gloss as she suggested (vanilla & cotton candy scent if you are curious to know!) ~"Thank you CC darling!" Anyway, I didn't want to be late for my date-errr...I mean my appointment & kissed all my dogs goodbye & rushed my way to his clinic... In my car I realized my dogs hair/furs were stuck on my sexy lips!!! How SEXXXY can that be?! ...My lips 're growing a man's "five o'clock shadow" right before my eyes!!! BLONDE stubbles at that!!! (my adorable Pugs have 'fawn' blonde furs you see...)
...WHat is this with lip gloss & hair/DUST particles...they stick like magnet to a fridge door I'm tellin ya'...
Talking about trying my very best to look CUTE & SEXY for this dentist, I realized that it is much harder than I expected.... (Woo-hoo???Boo-booh!) Just take a look darlings... HOW can someone be 'SAXayyy' from this angles! High Voltage light shone right on my face, Mouth opened real WIDE!! & extreme FEAR+TERROR in my gorgeous eyes (I might have flickered my long beautiful eyelashes, but I bet I look more like someone with seizures...Don't forget lips with lipGloss quivering and all...Last but not least- Saliva being SUCKED by a machine(hey why not suck my brain too!!!) Well-well-well take a look for yourselves darlingsss...



very-very 'cute & sexy' indeed......
















anyway...
smile or laugh at me will ya'
...woo-woo-sob-sob*
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...will be continued*
XOXO*
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-Pics : Vogue China & all animals Via Flickrs.Com
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20090417

SQueaKY CLEAN*

Oh Lord, Please Forgive me
for my LUSTsss...this week*

And those 'butterflies in my stomach' err...felt
more like 'crazy bulls stomping in my stomach?!'

Shower me with Your grace & mercy...
It’s by faith in You alone that I am always forgiven...

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sorrryyy...Darlingsss...Have to share
the juicy-LUSTY 'blush-blush*dentist appointment' details
with you guys next week...okie!?! Promise!!!
(am I a teaser or am I a teaser??)
You know what they always say~ "there is always good things in store for those who wait "...hee* Let's think of this as a 'cliff-hanger' al'a t.v Soap Opera... (my life used to be like a circus... now a soap opera ?! Dang* what's next??!) Best thing is to be patient and wait Darlingsss ...~shall we***

thought of the week* :
Dentist Chair is not only intimidating...
it's also UGLY!!!...
on the other hand, this FABulous-ness is by
Patricia Urquiola for B&B Italia
*** GORGEOUSsss...


HAVE A SQUEAKY CLEAN* + GORGEOUS*
WEEKEND !!!
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- Pics : Actress Faye Dunaway as Joan Crowford in " Mommie Dearest " ~must watch movie...SUPER fabulous-ness! Have you watched?
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20090416

"Open wide..."

" La la la la la......"

" Lee lee lee lee lee..."

" Dee da dee da dee......"

" woo woo woo woo wee......"

" La la la leee......"

" lah lah laaahhh......"
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the year is 2009 - Spring Time*
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" Just look at her... If I were a man...
I'd marry her in an instant!
I'm sure she is also good in bed..."
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P.S : Today is THE day(date!)... THE appointment (ehem-ehem*) with my Mr. Dr Cute Dentist... I shall charm him with my smile & my wisdom tooth!!! What should I wear...what should I wear... what does he like???......hmmm??? errr...I'm starting to get some butterflies in my stomach! (blush-blush*)... P.S.S : My dear 'feminist' readers I know it's 2009...please don't throw any stones at my French windows please...or even sending 'hate emails' pretty pleassse... Thank you darlingsss! ~XOXO* (??? new readers - for the 'prologue', just scroll 2 posts down...~hee*)
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- Vintage illustration via HERE

20090414

FanPLASTIC***

EeecK!...from glamourous Glitzy BAGs
[see PREVIOUS POST]
to plastic moldy lunch BAGs...
"...is the world really coming to an end??? "
Well...told ya' -I'm always curious, pensive and full of contradictionsss... Welcome to LENORENEVERMORE darlings! ~Life is all about the 'high&low'sss afterall...
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.... Suffering the 'injustice' of having your lunch sandwiches stolen? You know…the world is getting more DANGEROUS…bad-bad people not only stealing our money but also our sandwiches!!! Protect our lunches from those inconsiderate co-workers, roommates, even school bullies! Trap them with mouse traps, heavy duty pad locks or…save the troubles by getting these clever-witty Anti-Theft Lunch Bags… This might be the easier solution?! Sandwich plastic bags that have green nasty splotches PRINTED on both sides, making our fresh food looks MOLDY & spoiled. Protect your lunch…& your investments darlings- the world is NOT a safe place anymore! Anyway, isn’t this a wicked-clever idea? How about some NEW Moldy Tupperware containers next??? Hmmm…LENORENEVERMORE is craving for some royaltie$ from the 'new' tupperware sales? ~Hee*
~Any CREATIVE-witty IDEA you've seen lately ??? please...do share*
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PURCHASE them HERE - 25 bags per box US$ 10 - FANTASTIC!!!= 5% of purchases will be donated to Freedom from Hunger .

20090413

Glitzy LOVE*


" hope everyone had a FUN+joyful Easter
long weekend..."

My family had a somewhat joyful one...considering that the matriarch of the family a.k.a mommie dearest is still recovering... the 'Penicillin Cocktail' (as she prefers to call it!) seems to be working... CHEERS + Hallelujah indeed!


.... Judith Leiber is synonymous with elegance and the high sparkling bling-bling glamour…(still thinking of you mom…be healed soon!...mom adores sparkly things a little too much sometimes, JL’s creations she odoresss!). Leiber’s handbag creations and minaudières are part of the permanent design collections at The Victoria & Albert Museum in London, The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, The Smithsonian Institute in Washington, The Houston Museum of Fine Arts and the Los Angeles Museum of Art... Simply love my museum visits! Anyone into museums too???
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~Her ARTFUL handbags also have been graced and carried by royalties... okay even those Hollywood ‘royalties’ …Even the coolest Bjork for goodness sake! Born in 1921 in Budapest, Word War II interrupted her original plans to attend Kings College in London to study chemistry, and at age 18, Judith Peto became the first woman accepted into the Hungarian handbag-maker's guild. During her apprenticeship, she mastered every aspect of designing and constructing a handbag - from making a pattern and frame to hand-tacking and sewing.
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~While she was learning her craft. the Nazi's were invading town after town(bad Nazi…bad-bad Nazi!!!). In 1945, she met Gerson Leiber, a Signal Corps sergeant in the United States Army in Budapest. It was love at first sight for both of them and they spent their free time together indulging their mutual love of art. They married in 1946 and returned to Gerson Lieber's home town - New York City. She worked for a number of handbag companies before launching Judith Leiber, Inc. in 1963. Leiber created her first minaudière in 1967, when a shipment of handbag cases were erroneously painted with green spots. Leiber resourcefully covered the areas with crystal rhinestones…thus, ‘mistakes’ sometimes leads to something FABULOUS! Yet another great reminder- we shouldn’t be afraid of mistakes darlings!
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~Her first design was in the shape of a chatelaine/drawstring bag …remained popular till today. The majority of the 100+ parts of each bag are made and hand assembled in the factory in New York City's Garment District. The beading of a bag takes up to five days to complete, with 10,000 to 18,000 crystals applied by hand(does someone really count them...really?! ...hope noone goes BLIND in the process...) Her design ideas have come from a wide variety of sources reflective of her personal interests and those of her friends - from New York's architecture to a frog and a violin. Art has been a strong influence, particularly Asian art, which she collects, and her love of gardening led to asparagus, tomato, watermelon and flower handbags…(no worm…errr NOT YET?! Eeeck!!!)



~More than just utilitarian objects, Judith Leiber's whimsical works of art inspire conversation and delightsss… It’s not just glitzy bagsss… It’s also about a LOVE story! Just like my parents…they do certainly fight hard but they always LOVE hard too… ~Update: My mom is doing well, the nurse only comes to serve her ‘Penicillin cocktail’ (yeah…let's call it that!) once a day now instead of 4 times… luv-luv-LOVE that!!!
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" psst...I want to wear this to my dentist appointment
& scare the dental hygienist! I'm dangerous like that!! "
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Well-well-well...~Hoping for another fabulous week darlingsss... For me it's going to be the usual busy-busy week... including a dentist appointment (ouch!!!) ...also hope that my dentist would be more gentle with me...errr and as tall-dark-handsome (hmmm..ala George Clooney-ish!!!) as I remember him to be six months ago... Psst! I know from a reliable source that he's still VERY single & ready to mingle...blush*-blush* I shall flirt while I scream!!! if that's ever possible! ...I'm such a slut...oops I mean BABY when it comes to pain! well... we'll see if an appointment with Vera Wang is needed pretty soon for my wedding gown... LENORENEVERMORE Mrs Dentist*.COM ...hee*~stay tune darlingsss...blush*-blush*...AGAIN !
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LOVEly - LOVEly
new* errr... & painless week to all !!!
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- Source & Pictures Courtesy of JUDITH LEIBER -Bunny Comic found via MoxiephotoanddesignBlog thanks Leah!
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20090408

Ear* Mark* this...

~SMILE...*
Easter is just around the corner
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...ready kids ?

[...hop-hop-hop* hope! ]

SMILEsss... 'click!'

oooh...there's always one who wants to be the centre
of attention...-stealing the limelight...Always!
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.... Easter, the greatest holiday in the Christian calendar, we celebrate the Resurrection of Jesus Christ. Many think that Christmas is the most important day in the calendar, but from the earliest days of the Church, Easter has been considered the central 'feast'... St.Paul wrote in 1 Corinthians 15:14, "If Christ has not been raised, then our preaching is in vain and your faith is in vain." Without Easter—without the Resurrection of Christ—there would be no Christian Faith...

" Happy Easter !!! "
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~Let's use our facial muscles & SMILE darlingsss...
...shall we*
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Pics : Bunny cupcakes via Flickr's Bakerella & colorful lips Knutcsh, Judith Leiber fancy cupcake collectible bag ~ so YUM fabulous !!!